by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021

by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022

Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender. His pronouns are he/they/lib. Taylor swift is not vegan Lib gender
by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.
I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.
by degenerasian February 11, 2022
