An individual who is never open to ideas, constantly killing the buzz and sapping energy from the crowd. The Twat, in reference to the female genitalia, is an ominous presence that will ultimately seek to control and supersede anyone or anything in its path, with its negative presence.
The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.
Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.
Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
Stop being such a twat face and come to Vegas with us.
My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.
John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.
John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
by miether August 05, 2011
by Maggie_33 May 28, 2006
A dual purpose 'clipboard and filing box' available from most stationers.
Used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.
Used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.
Two 5 year medical students arrive late for a ward round to scornful wrath of the consultant. The graduate entry medicine student stands attentively taking notes. One 5 year student says to another 'twat box was here half an hour early'
by worthwords January 04, 2012
by paydaddi November 25, 2004
they were up all night making a twat sandwich.
by VextingsMan August 15, 2006
A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.
Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.
Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.
Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.
Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009
A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.
"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008