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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.
Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"
by Cerealwithwater February 9, 2019
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tunnel disaster

The remains after an anal rapage.
You should get that tunnel disaster checked out. Its looking rough.
by jack6lei August 28, 2010
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Norwegian tunnel

When you fart into someone's mouth and it makes an echoing noise
I hope Harley quin does a Norwegian tunnel in her new comic
by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024
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Tunnel Plunger

She screamed out loud "OH MY GOD, STUFF YOUR TUNNEL PLUNGER IN MY KID SHITTER!"
by DJ Freight Train September 1, 2017
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Arab Anal Tunnel

When two people kiss mouth to mouth, and you insert a long anal bead chain into one persons asshole, to go out of the mouth, into the other persons mouth, and out their asshole.
Me and Victor had a really fun time doing the Arab Anal Tunnel
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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ball tunnel

a tunnel that your balls can retract into. Scary stuff.
Person 1"What is a ball tunnel?"
Person 2"You do not want to know!"
by okaybena December 6, 2020
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