Troll Bride 

A fat women who is geting married, a fat ungly woman with an attitude, smelly fat women who trap you into marring them because there pregnant, a mans wife who lets herself go a turns into a fat fucking pig

A troll bride is that stupid, annoying, loud mouthed, fat, smelly, high foreheaded, ugly bitch, who your best bud is getting married too, because he put his dick in the ugly whore and managed to impregnate her, and whom is now being traped by the ungly lump of pig shit into getting married.

Troll Bride by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 30, 2007

Troll King

He thinks it's cool to rotate females in his 'circle', creating a dating wheel that just keeps on spinning. For some reason, the girls are miraculously attracted to the not-so-royal king, and those of us who are outside the 'circle' are wondering what the heck happened to the kid from elementary school who sat on the floor at lunch because no one wanted him at their table.

River: Ugh. Look at him. He's such a troll king.
Bear: Are you kidding me? He's gorgeous.
Sunshine: He wrote me a song... how sweet!
River: Oh God. How are you so blind?

Troll King by Melody_Pond June 29, 2011

troll farmer

One who dies his hair calf scour yellow and drives his 2003 250cc Yamaha Beartracker ATV around the yard with annoying glass packs on it.

A troll farmer is the Honey Badger's cousin.

Mitch's atv makes him look like a troll farmer.
The man looks like a troll farmer.

troll farmer by legit_dr_derek March 23, 2012

troll biscuts 

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

troll biscuts by Brett January 9, 2005

Troll Rolling 

Troll Rolling is when you take ecstasy and mushrooms together. To be the most efficient, one should eat the mushrooms first, and allow for about a half hour of digestion to take place. Taking the ecstasy is at the users discretion, although boofing has been known to be the most potent method of ingesting the drug.

"Yo, that guy ate 3 ounces of mushrooms, and 2 e-pills, he was troll rolling like woh!"

"My friend and I were troll rolling the other day, and I called him David the Gnome, we laughed for hours!"

Troll Rolling by TrollRolla April 8, 2010

troll alliance 

Created by Blair and So1o. The Troll Alliance. Tells the truth about the crappy PC Game World War II Online. A game that should have never been released. Blair is no longer in the Troll Alliance. Although So1o has taken his name and made many Troll Alliance Websites that have been taken down many times, by the fanboys of WWIIOL.

Tell the truth like The Troll Alliance does.

troll alliance by Kelvin Ma / So1o / Blair / The Troll October 6, 2003

troll patrol 

when sumone is in the club and wants to get laid really bad with no standards what so ever.

look at bobby, hes on troll patrol again

troll patrol by jango87 August 27, 2009