Tommy Tab

A single digit bar tab.

When your're to cheap to spend over $10 on drinks at a bar/nightclub. Bar tabs that are usually $4 because you casually sip on your drink for 6 hours like a pussy.

Exp. 1
"Hey Pete, look CS has got a Tommy Tab going tonight!"

"What a cheap son of a b--ch he is."

Exp. 2
"Look Tommy's gotta another one of his Tommy Tabs going."

"What is it tonight?"

"$4 dollars and he tipped me two."

Exp. 3
"Gertrude, I'm not going out with that guy anymore"

"Why's that Sally?"

"He did not buy me any drinks" and his bar tab was $2

"Ohhhhh he had a Tommy Tab!"

"Yes, what an ass."

by creedhtrcarry March 11, 2013

Tommy

A really smart, passionate, funny, deep, and figuratively powerful guy. He goes through a lot of bullshit in his life, and is bullied, disliked, and pissed off by a lot of people. He has only a few important things in his life that he really, really cares about. When he starts liking someone or becomes attracted to someone, he gets completely obsessed with them really quickly. He tries to be nice usually, but gets shit in return and retaliates with physical or verbal force. When he gets really mad, he will, one way or another, seriously hurt you.

Did you see when Tommy knocked that kid out at lunch?

by That_Guy_Mercury March 14, 2017

Tommy Giap

Tommy Giap is a short little faggot that likes to run his fukin’ mouth and won’t do shit about it, he’s a short 4’5 midget and he acts tough and shit but in reality he just a pussy ass little boy saying he a sophomore but in reality his faggot is an elementary schooler and he a snitch too don’t be friends with him

Look at that Tommy Giap over there! Short little faggot I’m going to throw him someday.

by bigbitch69686868 October 24, 2019

Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?

"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?

How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.

Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.

Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.

Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.

Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.

Step 5: Place trade where you found it.

Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"

by ZimMan2 January 9, 2010

Tommy and Brittany

Tommy and Brittany are the best couple ever. They always get along, never fight, and they make all other couples jealous of their love. They are true lovers. The perfect couple. The perfect match. They are the modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Wow, those two are the best couple. they are so Tommy and Brittany.

by someonesweet July 25, 2009

Tommy syndrome

Tommy syndrome is when a person is totally retarded, depressed, down syndrome, aspergers and lonely.

That kid is so wierd i bet he has Tommy syndrome.

by Xddxdddddd August 10, 2017

Tommy sauce

The Jesus of all condiments

"Bunds you mong slide the tommy sauce you big virgin"

by Jerj November 20, 2017