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gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies
Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.
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Goon Bubbler

A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.

Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.

A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.

If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"

Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
by CyberPanda1670 May 16, 2025
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Goon

A goon is more amazing and fitter than anyone else
by Gos Forth December 16, 2019
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Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.
gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot
by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023
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gilbert goons

A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.
Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.
by ofifusudj January 1, 2024
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Strawberry Goon Sauce

Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female
“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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