The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

fake fail

To fake fail is to tell others you did not study or practice and then do well in that exam.

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

by Conroy2260 October 21, 2018

Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias February 21, 2012

Fatty fail

When you overindulge in too much junk food, failing to be healthy and instead feeling fat and guilty.

Man, I had so much ice cream last night. It was such a fatty fail!

You ate that entire pizza? You're such a fatty fail.

by suziebbq May 5, 2014

Trail of Fail

n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.

My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.

by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009

bad fail

When one fails so miserably the only word to define it is also a grammatical failure.

*Person 1 gets owned at CS:S*
Person 2 : Jesus man that was bad fail.

by Hoplite321 December 30, 2008

Something Fail

Similiar to a Fail Pass. It is basically a Fail Pass with with a blank line before the word "FAIL". The noun of an individuals failed action is written on the blank line.

"You saw that dude spill his drink!? Get a Something Fail out and write "Drink" on the blank line.

"FailPasses.com is where I go to get my Something Fails for people like you. Don't worry, you just pass at failing.

ex: _______ FAIL

by wordMasterDude May 15, 2010