Mom walked into her 14 year old boys room, only to find him in his tighty whities, looking at nudy playboy pictures on the computer. That is when she knew he had been midnight wanking.
by JACK123 June 02, 2008
scott fisher: 'I am wanking my hard cock right now. I want to have a noisy wank but I don't want to wake luke up.'
nat: 'ok you noisy wanker just have a quiet one'
nat: 'ok you noisy wanker just have a quiet one'
by noisy w May 08, 2010
from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.
the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.
by boni de la fuente October 23, 2007
Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.
Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.
by Richard Puller April 22, 2005
A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.
by BrapGrim April 26, 2007
Wank-worthy - adjective, to describe a female who has particular sexual potential or of sexual interest.
By definition, it does not come attatched with any stigma or predefined set of values; can apply to any certain individual.
Although it is traditionally used an adjective for females, it can also be used in a generic form, to personify inanimate objects, to denote something that is worthy of particular effort or attention.
Can also be considered a title.
By definition, it does not come attatched with any stigma or predefined set of values; can apply to any certain individual.
Although it is traditionally used an adjective for females, it can also be used in a generic form, to personify inanimate objects, to denote something that is worthy of particular effort or attention.
Can also be considered a title.
by TechnicolourRascal March 23, 2009
by mark1777 December 07, 2011