Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009

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Red Stuff

Period juice, Coach Don knows all about it.

Red Stuff! *VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

by nardes May 11, 2011

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Red Russ

RED RUSS

This is where Russell Appleton gets Red and mad, like Ross out of friends.

A Red Russ can happen anytime of the day but is most likely to be at work when he has nashed up.

RED RUSS

RED RUSS loses at poker and goes RED RED RED

by Ricky Garfish January 14, 2008

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Red-Tan

A combination of skin that has become tan and skin that is still red from a sunburn. It appears when you start to expose skin to the sun for long periods of time when you previously never did.

Man, my arms are so red-tan when I start working outside in the summer.

by Teejs52 June 23, 2008

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shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.

I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.

by always a critic always February 12, 2014

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