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mommy

lana banana is mommy
max ur a hoe and lana likes me more so she’s my mommy.
by Blingblongatingtong November 2, 2021
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Mommy

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos
by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022
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Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022
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mommy

mommy is a word used for older women or women that make you feel like a baby and cradle you up, its a kink for lesbians and lesbians only <3
me : uh mommy? sorry..
my friends mom : yes hunny? you can call me that

me : mommy??
by inyourmomsbed<3 September 28, 2021
mugGet the mommymug.

Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
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