by Someone_171_ June 13, 2022
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Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
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(Noun)
Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.
(Noun)
Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.
Person 1: I want her mommy milkers
Person 2: yeah same 🤤
Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2
Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM
Person 2: yeah same 🤤
Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2
Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM
by Sou1E@t3r January 6, 2022
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Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
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A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
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