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If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
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Hate-mates

Hating your roomates
God i need to move away from my hate-mates
by anonymous May 2, 2020
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oi mate

oi mate!
by diddsciple December 2, 2024
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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.
Look at her raking them leaves
“Get a blower mate”
by Booland March 17, 2019
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your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
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