guitar on deck

Quite a high and rare compliment given by one musician to, or about, a guitarist - after hearing/seeing them play.
As in one considers the other to be good enough to stand in for a band if their guitarist couldn't play.

Usually used as an exclamation: "GUITAR ON DECK!!" after performance

by writhian September 9, 2021

Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019

mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .

low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .

by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010

Red Guitar

Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.

Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful

John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet

by Johnm January 6, 2019

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 April 29, 2016