Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt

My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.

by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

gooch-tingle

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.

Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.

by DrJUrWay February 1, 2017

Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.

"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."

by nobangu November 29, 2024

Gooch

The place between the ass and the cooch

Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that

by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024

Dirty Gooch

When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice

Is that Adam doing the Dirty Gooch?

by GrannyShagger420 February 1, 2021

Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025