by pappy July 16, 2004
Get the fleshy man tubemug. A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
Get the Boob Tube Babymug. Something a person does that if it were on camera definitely would make a great clip to post on U tube. A funny or cool act that everyone witnessing wishes they had on video.
Jim was showing off by sticking his hand in the snake cage. You should have seen his face when the snake bit him! That was a serious U tube moment!
Bob was riding his bike on the sidewalk down town. He turned to look a a hot chick and ran right into a telephone pole. That was a major U tube moment!
Bob was riding his bike on the sidewalk down town. He turned to look a a hot chick and ran right into a telephone pole. That was a major U tube moment!
by Bagmister June 30, 2007
Get the U tube momentmug. Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.
Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
Get the mongolian moon tubemug. It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.
by DonNorway December 14, 2015
Get the Mexican tube ridermug. A person who can only watch tv by watching a large number of episodes or seasons of a show at a time. binge, binge tv, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon tv, Netflix and chill, tv series, tv seasons, television, tv, boob tube, streaming, cable tv, network tv, live stream, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2019
Get the boob tube bingermug. A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014
Get the canadian tube sockmug.