taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 04, 2015

STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 30, 2010

Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 14, 2010

taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.

by Bikes March 31, 2006

Taint Garden

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.

As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden

by Peppers18 July 19, 2009

taint lick

n., a person who is rude, a jerk
taint-lick - adj., jerk-like

I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick

by MQuiggle June 15, 2007