To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
by GordoTheGreek April 22, 2016
I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.
by lordtippet June 23, 2017
by Dags July 18, 2005
The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
by rettanator August 15, 2009
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
by oxfordskank September 11, 2011
A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.
by Heylol777 January 05, 2021
When a polish man waits to ejaculate or have sex for 46 weeks so his cum is locked loaded and ready, cums into the mouth of a teen male or female large enough to fill a entire mouth because of the back up he endured in his sex life. The technique helps give the teens fresh breath and no cavities.
He Sondra your breath smells great! "Yea my uncle Radis said he was waiting so long to give me some polish mouth wash. I had some this morning from him"
by Gary chalker May 13, 2017