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club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.
Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.
by welderguy June 24, 2009
mugGet the club monstermug.

garage monster

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.
Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!
by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 13, 2011
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Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.
Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.
by Fritopia March 18, 2009
mugGet the Drunkenstein's Monstermug.

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.
James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.
by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008
mugGet the monster of the monthmug.

Monster Pong

A form of beer pong played with Monster Energy Drink instead, usually played by Presbyterians at church camp.
-Hey lets go pray!

-Nah I'd rather play monster pong.

-Yah dude.
by YAHDUDE. July 19, 2010
mugGet the Monster Pongmug.

Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.
WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!
by SuitabIe December 8, 2010
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body monster

A woman with a gorgeous, ridiculously well-proportioned, lean and voluptuous body.
Wow. Did you go to the Penn relays track meet last week? Almost every female athlete was a body monster. Like Jessica Rabbit come to life.
by K-butta August 4, 2011
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