Anyone who's name is Ella/Eli has the best thussy. Unequivocally the best they/them pussy in the world, truly without equal or even competition.
Person A: I just had amazing sex with with a fun person named Ella/Eli.
Person B: They must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.
Person B: They must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025

The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
by ???-- November 3, 2021

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.
Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.
by Fansssss January 22, 2021

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020
