your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 21, 2009

whats the biggest planet on earth

An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.

Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth

by Googleplexian November 23, 2021

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Earth shaker

A very large person that’s so fat the shake the floor

“Holy shit man I thought there was a earthquake “
“Nah man it was just that earth shaker “

by Jejekebaj March 11, 2024

Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.

Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.

by Bibyoung July 22, 2019

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon May 04, 2018

flat earth

the biggest hoax in the world.

People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.

by globalbutter July 25, 2022