Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

dat bump

Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread

*new member posts in a thread from 2004*

DAT BUMP!

by gootipenis July 5, 2010

Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...

"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

Feta-Bump

A word created to describe the action of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum, which is typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

by trollinghannah March 25, 2022

Peruvian bump

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!

They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!

by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021