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The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
mugGet the The Brown Snakemug.

Finger in the brown

ahhhh another great shift at station 9. "see you later bob finger in the brown " what does that even mean "i don know"
by North end bob May 25, 2018
mugGet the Finger in the brownmug.

brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.
i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.
by blockrader September 3, 2009
mugGet the brown goblinmug.

brown cowboy

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style, he suddenly pulls out and rams his un-lubed dick into his partner's ass. He then grabs their hair and pulls it while fucking their ass. The goal is to see if he can stay in for eight seconds.
I was getting bored while banging my girlfriend last night so I pulled a brown cowboy.
by Nacho Cespedes December 1, 2014
mugGet the brown cowboymug.

Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.
This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!
by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
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Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.
Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
by Damandan October 29, 2010
mugGet the Brown Doilymug.

brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks
"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"
by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006
mugGet the brown earmug.

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