A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
Get the Blonde Short Kingmug. 
A 16oz. Miller High Life beer in a bottle, visuallyreferring to its gold label. Latinos affectionately call them "guēras" which is street for a "fair-skinned", or "light-haired" girl.
Ex: "Barkeep, I'll have a tall blonde, please".
Ex: "Great party, does anyone mind if I help myself to one of the guëras in the ice chest?"
Ex: "Great party, does anyone mind if I help myself to one of the guëras in the ice chest?"
by JIW Dave February 3, 2022
Get the Tall blondemug. A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024
Get the Dumb Blonde Bitchmug. The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT 👑👑👑(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMH☕☕☕☕☕☕)
Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"
Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"
Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"
OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"
Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"
Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"
OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"
by that..blonde..phycho simp March 10, 2021
Get the that..blonde..phychomug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Black To Blonde To Black<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
Get the Beacon blondemug.