Yong Ting

Puberty. Hair. 9gag. Long. Will choke on air if left alone. Learns ballet. 11/10 would f*ck. Pays for HD version of life. Lack of moobs. Cheeky motherf*cker. Player. Secondary sexual characteristics have yet to develop. Likes Moon Moon.

Yong Ting: "Roses are red, Violets are blue"

Karen: "No Yong Ting ffs violets are violet"
yay

by 121/120 oxbridge May 13, 2018

Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”

by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019

Oy ting

Exclamation of surprise or amazement.

Oy ting! i just won the lottery.

by Bumclart February 5, 2025

Dead ting

Twiggy

When you see twiggy your first impression is... dead ting

by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019

ass tinge

The smell that comes from the moisture in one's ass crack after a long day. An extremely disturbing smell.

Damn son, your breath smell like all types of ass tinge!

by Munxhkin December 14, 2016

Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo

This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.

Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!

by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021

piff ting

usually a phrase that "roadmen" use to describe ATTRACTIVE girls

person 1: "yoo broo look at that ,,piff ting,, over there"
person 2:"tru dat, shes got a big batty still"

by imBDS December 19, 2019