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Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.
From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).
by Nico0885 November 3, 2012
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Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....
Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!
by knock September 15, 2009
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Two beavers

Two beavers are better than one, it’s twice the fun, ask anyone
by CryptoCyber May 10, 2021
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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two of them

A meme about a picture of 2 cats sitting on what seems to be a blue bed with the song Double Cherry Pass from Super Mario 3D world playing in the background.
there's two of them.
by poploop345 January 27, 2021
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Stage Two

"Okay bitch, it's stage two."
by v6y7 y September 5, 2015
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Zero Two

Zero Two is the final boss of Kirby 64, also known as Kirby and The Crystal Shards. Zero Two can only be encountered once the player as gathered all of the crystal shards and have defeated Miracle Matter. Zero Two's design is best compared to the species of angel known as a Throne, or Ophanim, in the Christian Religion. This comparison is best made through the central eye, his wings, and the revolving rings in the background of the fight.
Person 1: I finally beat Zero Two this weekend!

Person 2: Really? I'm still trying to find the last few crystal shards on Shiver Star!
by FrostCyclone August 21, 2022
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