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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”
If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?
by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022
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Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.
"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"
by jaikomodo December 10, 2021
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vegetable juice

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
POPIPOPIPOPIPO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🤪✌️
me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol
by METTATONFUCKMEDARLING<3 December 11, 2021
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dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.
“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”
by issu3s October 23, 2019
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bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.
When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
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chav juice

One pound 1 litre of original energy drink at any local UK store
Oh look there’s Chantelle with chav Juice, smoking a spliff
by Jezza S January 28, 2021
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