Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021

Sushi Juice

Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.

The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.

Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!

by KumarTheGreat April 18, 2021

lava juiced

When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.

"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"

"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."

by Jaysaac chobes January 22, 2013

Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.

Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.

by WEB Dabois January 22, 2020

Juice Puss

Multiple meaning word used in south Houston referring to just about anything

Chris won’t shotgun that beer he is a “Juice Puss”
Logan banged this girl and she had a fat “Juice Puss”

by Bigurbanjuice May 26, 2020

Javion Juice

Javion Juice is the most delicious, scrumptious drink to ever exist. Only created by boys, Javion Juice is the first juice to ever exist. Without Javion Juice, nobody would live.

Mmmm, I could drink that tasty, sticky Javion juice all day long.

Oh yeah, put that Javion Juice in me daddy.

by cumonmyearsdaddy February 20, 2020

Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.

Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.

by NickyHans August 30, 2022