Mudd Butt

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.

Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.

by DougDemuro April 12, 2022

butt flow

Much like the term "flow" which is popular in the lacrosse culture, butt flow is when a person has extremely long and ungroomed butt hair, or butt flow.

When Brad drunkenly got naked the whole party saw his butt flow.
At the soup kitchen the ugly woman bet over exposing her butt flow confirming our suspicions that she was a dude.

by pootermanbuffalo June 21, 2010

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Butt Garden

The lounge in a male brothel.

I'm about to find a man to have anal sex with in the butt garden.

by 1d2m3p August 3, 2007

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011