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E8-3 MATH TEACHER
first of all we didn't know that they will replace our stinky dusty teacher but when i found out i said AL HAMDULLILA bs b3den yom 3rft anh bykon asta4 m9ry knt b9e7 because i knew he wont be like miss dalia the stinky dusty smelly teacher she don't mind if we ate or talked in her sessions and i used to draw for her a kiss emoji with her name on :(((
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However
Our new teacher idk his name but they lock up him in a room because he's a syco emo and mental patient and a casper so on ..
when we entered his room we was disgusted by his smell .. he smells like a baboon asshole and the room temperature was too bad like fr we were humbling there he tries to show us his ass line he wears a thin jeans and every second he arc his back so we could see his assline and his hair cut is so horrible tryna be a baddie kid he doesn't know how to spell absolute value and postive because he's Egyptian but idgaf because i'm racist anyways he likes syouf and syouf like's him too she listens to him and he look her in the eye
advantages and disadvantages ·
No advantages
disadvantages ;he tryna flirt with the girls and show them his assline and asshole
first of all we didn't know that they will replace our stinky dusty teacher but when i found out i said AL HAMDULLILA bs b3den yom 3rft anh bykon asta4 m9ry knt b9e7 because i knew he wont be like miss dalia the stinky dusty smelly teacher she don't mind if we ate or talked in her sessions and i used to draw for her a kiss emoji with her name on :(((
..
However
Our new teacher idk his name but they lock up him in a room because he's a syco emo and mental patient and a casper so on ..
when we entered his room we was disgusted by his smell .. he smells like a baboon asshole and the room temperature was too bad like fr we were humbling there he tries to show us his ass line he wears a thin jeans and every second he arc his back so we could see his assline and his hair cut is so horrible tryna be a baddie kid he doesn't know how to spell absolute value and postive because he's Egyptian but idgaf because i'm racist anyways he likes syouf and syouf like's him too she listens to him and he look her in the eye
advantages and disadvantages ·
No advantages
disadvantages ;he tryna flirt with the girls and show them his assline and asshole
E8-3 MATH TEACHER
by fucklife_sadness_broken February 13, 2023
Get the E8-3 MATH TEACHER mug.Friend: hey what did you get for math finals
You: I's got an f+
Friend: Oof
You: ikr
Teacher: *sits down on desk*
Friend: oh no here it comes
You: what comes?
Teacher: In my 15 years of teaching... I have never seen so many people fail the finals. It's literally THE FINALS!
*continues ranting for 3 hours*
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Ya get that!?
Everyone: omfg finally
You: I's got an f+
Friend: Oof
You: ikr
Teacher: *sits down on desk*
Friend: oh no here it comes
You: what comes?
Teacher: In my 15 years of teaching... I have never seen so many people fail the finals. It's literally THE FINALS!
*continues ranting for 3 hours*
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Ya get that!?
Everyone: omfg finally
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The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
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The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
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Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
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Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
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