Screenie

When someone, most commonly a teenage girl, takes a screenshot either

a) accidentally, meaning to take a selfie
b) attempts to wow his/her facebook followers with quality photos of such games as Minecraft

OMG James I was so embarrassed the other day- I spent ages building up to this selfie I was gonna take and then posted images of myself playing WoW on Facebook- such a bad time for a screenie!

Did you see my amazing screenie the other day? Man, I was pwning that ender dragon so hard.......

by Tarhellian February 20, 2014

blue screen of death

Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.

Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*

by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

screen scrunched

In certain video games, such as in Mario, when the screen is moving and you die from being trapped between the moving screen and an object.

Damn! Cant believe I got screen scrunched in the tank level of Mario 3!

by Ben Rie September 29, 2008

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

screen cheater

a person who in video games will look at the opponents' screen to gain an unfair advantage. NCAA Football is a big game that screen cheaters tend to bastardize. screen cheaters always go bonkers if they are figured out and tend to swear on their mother's proverbial grave to disprove any notions. they are the absolute worst and will end up saying the next morning that they were drunk and did not remember anything about it.

James: Branyan you screen-cheating little bitch! that's five plays in a row that you put your defense exactly where my play is going!

Branyan: I AM NOT A SCREEN CHEATER I SWEAR ON EVERYONE!

by Turner Proverbial September 29, 2010

screenlooker

One who looks at screens, often too much.

'Tim looks at screens all day, he's a screenlooker!'

by Wielder of the Truth May 25, 2017

Screenie

A fun abbreviation of "screenshot"

Example 1) "Hey Grayson send me the screenies after you text your girl Stephanie"

Example 2) Person A "Homie, you said we we meeting at 8"
Person B "No I didn't"
Person A "Yes you did, I have a screenie"
"Person B "Gosh darnit"

by Mrs Saturday August 27, 2018