Suicide Sleep

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.

Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it

Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*

by HugDick September 27, 2019

suicidal indian

A fat depressed Indian who is going to commit suicide

Aidan is a suicidal Indian

by Dwadeee3 April 9, 2017

legal suicide

When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court

Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass

by Joe the pro January 28, 2017

Suicide Boomer

It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.

I saw another suicide boomer at the grocery store today.

by CraigWho?! March 25, 2020

Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020

Suicidal Mary

A specific combination of fountain drinks from a fast food restaurant that entails 2 parts Coke, 3 parts orange Fanta, 1 part Dr. Pepper, 1 1/2 parts Sprite, and two dashes of that Hi-C juice that’s always there (possibly lemonade if one is at a Chic-Fil-A or Raising Canes)

“Hey man I’m going to get a refill. You want one?”
“Yeah sure, can I get a Suicidal Mary?”

by KingOfTheShortBus January 29, 2023

Romantic Suicide

The act of willfully falling for someone to the extent all other interests pale in comparison. When you fall for someone and no longer wish to go after anyone else.

(This is in no way meant to romanticize suicide if you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or are at risk please reach out and help them or yourself get access to appropriate services.)

"I think you've effectively committed Romantic Suicide"
"How you feel would be Romantic Suicide"

by Hopelesslysurviving November 27, 2022