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Tennessee sucker punch

When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
After Amy revealed that she was pregnant, Bill decided to Tennessee sucker punch her
by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018
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Sucker Phantom of Kőbánya

When a homeless guy, laying unconscious in public area and another guy, preferrably under the influence of drugs/alcohol approaches him in the middle of the night, takes out his dick and sucks him dry, while a CCTV records the act.
Did you see the Sucker Phantom of Kőbánya last night?
No bruh, I was unconscious but my dick hurts as fuck!
by TheBeardedBeer August 23, 2018
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Neo-Soul Sucker

A person who’s humor is lacking substance. A new-school comedian who thrives off of retelling old jokes to appease any audience willing to listen to him.
Feeling left out, the neo-soul sucker started telling his same old, played-out jokes to entertain the crowd.
by The_Big_EL November 12, 2012
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Sucker Free Countdown

An MTV show which plays pop music early in the morning to target pre-teens as 6am-8am is the usual time they get up. Performers range from your average stuck-up pop artist to Justin Bieber and his friends. A show that teaches little girls to be less independent.

Some teenagers and up into the early twenties, watch this show but the number generally declines as they get older. The repercussions of watching has pros and cons but the cons generally out weigh the pros.
I dont like real music, better watch Sucker Free Countdown.

My kids are watching Sucker Free Countdown, looks like they need a time out.

I have a big ego, I need to watch Sucker Free Countdown so I can fit in.

Daddy needs a new house better get her watching Sucker Free Countdown early.
by 3eyeGuy November 26, 2010
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Canadian Sap Sucker

When one pours maple syrup into another's asshole and proceeds to suck/lick it out.
I tried to get Kelly to give me a Canadian Sap Sucker last night and she wasn't down, I even had the maple syrup ready!
by SpenFinn August 13, 2016
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sucker punch to the throat

1. An expression of great anger or distaste.
2. An empty threat.
3. A sign of self loathing.
1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005
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pretentious cock sucker

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.
Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!
by rowdt rooo November 19, 2007
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