Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.
I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.
by TheJames333 February 11, 2019
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naughty squid

The naughty squid is a move In witch the man straddles his woman while she is on her back. She then takes his manhood in her mouth. As this is happening, the man must then lean back and use his fingers to pleasure his lady friend.
Man, I walked in on my cousin and his lady doing the naughty squid and it scarred me for life!
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squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)
"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"
by yes its that guy from school February 28, 2014
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Squid-vr

The best person to have ever lived! He's a Rec Room YouTuber, he's funny and knows how to make you laugh!
Person: Have you seen Squid-vr's new video??

Person 2: Yeah, I subscribed to him!!
by May 14, 2022
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Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
by Bigddunkan January 27, 2023
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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