Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman January 03, 2016

Louisiana Split

A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act

She did the Louisiana split on the dick

by Chevy801 May 21, 2023

Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!

Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!

by Platanero IYKWIM! June 29, 2009

Split the sea

Use windmill

You can split the sea using windmills

by Cody5050 January 30, 2022

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 09, 2018

Bonernana split

When a man has a boner and pulls the skin back too far and its snaps back and bloody cum goes everywhere

Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth

by WhyIDOSay December 18, 2011

Split Head

An enjoyable band that wrote the songs “What a Joke”, and “Boys got bad teeth”

Dude 1: Have you heard “Split Head” recently?
Dude 2: Yeah, I love the song “BDUBS”!!

by cranberrypasta February 19, 2021