Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

Soggy

Refers to women who loves wet french fries and bread

Wow you so soggy

by The yobo December 22, 2021

soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵

i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey

by jaarod April 6, 2019

Soggy mop

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is utterly useless, unattractive, and worn-out — both in appearance and attitude. Often applied to individuals who bring nothing but negativity or incompetence to a situation.

“Nick is a soggy mop of a guy — always complaining, never helping, and somehow always looking like he just rolled out of a bin.”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Soggy waffle

When you lather ur dick in maple syrup and place it into a girls pussy which is full of blueberries or other fruit. After ramming her u pull out and she sucks the cum syrup mixture of ur tip.

I gave her the soggy waffle yesterday

by Thorgod December 11, 2024

Soggy puff rat

A person who always soaks the roach with their saliva when they smoke a joint.

Every time Gordo passes me the joint it's soaked, he's such a soggy puff rat.

by RedGk20 September 14, 2022

FAZE soggy tinfoil

a shag

FAZE soggy tinfoil is a shag.

by FAZE soggy tinfoil December 13, 2020