california slip n slide

when your getting head and a girl pukes on your dick and uses it as lube

stephanie was so drunk that she threw up so jack forced her to perform a california slip n slide.

by OG Beach Crew December 9, 2008

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Post-natal slip and slide

The having of sex with the resulting wound after an Episiotomy, like a hotdog sliding through a bun.

Brian was promised a post-natal slip and slide after Haley’s birth.

by Moooosa January 10, 2020

V's Slip N' Slide

a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.

Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.

by K-Dizzawg April 25, 2007

Slip-n-Slide Sex

Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".

I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.

by Daring Darian Lake July 18, 2016

Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.

She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011

Missouri Slip N' Slide

A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.

Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.

by Sean and Andy October 18, 2004