temecula slipper

Sliding your foot into a vagina filled wit worms and dirt

Last night Brad gave me a temecula slipper

by TheCouncil of Joe February 6, 2020

Ghost's Slipper Delight

The act of taking a females virginity and making her fall pregnant without her having any knowledge of penetration. No use of drugs or alcohol may be used in the process.

Matt: Oy buddy, I pulled the ghost's slipper last night, now she is preggers. Ripping out the Ghost's Slipper Delight.
Ben: That is delightful buddy. Who was it?
Matt: Aw, your sister.

by Chepadex October 8, 2008

The Glass Slipper Tradition

Is an ancient custom originating near the Baltic islands. It dates back to time 650 A.D. This customary tradition believes that a charming young lad and suited young damsel are together supposed to go on a sailing journey into the Baltic seas to find a glass slipper which is fitting for the damsels foot. Through the cold, rough seas, and high tides, the couple forge a deep bond. Once the slipper has been found by the suited couple, they return to their village to share their new found treasure and enjoy a celebration with their families. It is indeed a joyous occasion and much festivities are part of this wonderful tradition. Bucket tossing, mule painting and giraffe riding prime events of the tradition. The final toast of the night occurs when the couple drink to their new found joys in the glass slipper they retrieved from the Seas of Baltic.

Ahoy captain, i hear the tides are high. It's okay, anything to uphold the customs of the Glass Slipper Tradition. Anything to drink butterbeer scotch in a glass slipper with my charming young lad.

by damselofbaltics June 22, 2010

Fuzzy Slippers

the process of shitting in two plastic bags and placing them on a person's feet.

dude, i totally gave Steve some Fuzzy Slippers.

by leftnutkabob April 13, 2011

Slippery Lip

1: when someone breaks free of a lipping by excreting massive amounts of steaming sweat from their glands and anus.

2: When you lip someone into a tub of lard, pool of water, shower, etc.

"Yo, phil was having a slippery lip so i dropped him on his head, and now he thinks he is a choade"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Slippery dragon

Is when a girl gives a man a handjob while hes lying down and once he has cum all over his dick the girl puts the dick in her ass and shouts FLAARRRBB!

Shit dude, i gave stacy a slippery dragon so hard last night the neighbours heard her shout

by 1AngryMutha December 24, 2009

slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)

by touch my dick button February 19, 2010