Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

Shoot the shit

Gossip; conversing with a group of friends or individuals

I'm just meeting up to go shoot the shit with some friends from class.

by Tay tay is bae February 1, 2017

Shanghai Shooter

When you're fuckin a chinese girl from behind, right as you're about to come in her ass, you pull out, and as she turns around to see what's going on, you bust a nut in her eye. Because her eyes are a little bit smaller than a white, latina, or african american girl's, it takes extreme precision to get the semen in her eye. If you can pull off the Shanghai Shooter followed by a Cleveland Steamer you're the man.

Billy was fuckin Ling Ling in the ass last night and pulled off the Shanghai Shooter. Using extreme precision he got his entire load in her left eye. It burned her eye for a good 10 minutes

by Rajezd80 February 10, 2008

shoot the chocolate

take a shit

Where's the bathroom, I gotta shoot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

Shoot That Dudely

A phrase used to tell or warn an individual or group that they should not mess, discriminate, hate, pick on, or bully you in any way or you might bust a cap up their ass; can be changed to "shot" or "shooting" the Dudely

Dang girl, whuz that bitch sayin' to you? She tryin' to start shit again? Mmm, I wouldn't take that! I'd Shoot that Dudely right about now, girlfriend, if she mess with me. Hell no!

by MC Supa Dupa September 24, 2005

shoot that

a synonym for "can I have some?"

Bob: hey joe, shoot that
Joe: No way dude. these are my cheetos

by Tim lives in Cali February 16, 2008

Shoot buckets

Playing, nay, excelling at beer pong. A term used by those who are truly dedicated to the game. The true gentlemen and women who know that beer pong is not merely a game- but a way of life.

Nash: Yo what you tryin' to get into tonight?

Z: Yo I'm tryna shoot buckets tonight. Mad buckets. Imma set up a table at 10- be there son.

by ZNDB January 21, 2011