Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Rickety Ship

(n) Rickety ship is weed that has been vaporized in a vape, but is still smokeable through other means, such as a bong or a pipe.

"Yo dude, you got any fresh green bud to smoke?"

"Nah man, I've got some rickety ship left over from last night's vape session."

by Anonymous User96 November 10, 2012

secondhand ship

When you ship something from a fandom that you're not in because your friend ships it

Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!

Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.

by Mavara Dairym October 18, 2013

shipping

bitch we should all know it by now. shipping is where you randomly make 2 people in a relationship although their aren't at all

bitch ass kid: guys look this dude is cheating on the person in front of him with the person behind him.
guy with actual sense: dude stop shipping me you fucking asshole
bitch ass kid: HoW Is ThAT ShIPpInG
guy with actual sense: U LITERALLY MADE ME IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP DUMBASS

by Tokyo Gilbert September 5, 2022

could ship

could come in handy

Those condoms could ship

by plmkoijn March 7, 2018

shipping war

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.

me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!

by i love pjo January 31, 2024

dumb ship

The safe way of saying "dumb shit" near others.

Tom: Steve, you're a dumb ship.
Steve: What?
Tom: Exactly.

by Less Awesome Than You January 4, 2011