Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

Shart

it’s potty humor, but Sharting is when you fart, and you shit your pants. Pretty simple. Not a fun experience.

X: Hey man! I heard you sharted the other day!
Y: kill yourself

by BlacephalonSupremacy December 19, 2023

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

shart

(v) general positive utility verb; used as an attribute of a great achievement or event

1) Bro I sharted all over that test! Totally aced it!
2) This pizza sharts. So good.

by HungPistonsFan24 April 4, 2022

Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.

Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart

by Used tampon February 2, 2022

Shart, shArt, sharT

Shart, shArt, sharT

Shart, shArt, sharT

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025