"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016

A Shank is a diy prison made weapon but is also used ask a verb when u want to cut someone with a shank. Please don't cut anyone for real.
by I.hate.skool._i.like.unicorns January 17, 2017

"hey guys I gotta go take a shank give me a min, gotta load my animal porn"
said Sean to the other guys
said Sean to the other guys
by getashank September 7, 2016

Teenaged Boy 1: "Shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank."
Teenaged Boy 2: "Awesome."
Teenaged Boy 2: "Awesome."
by Lance's Buddy March 9, 2008

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)
When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.
When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.
Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.
Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.
Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.
Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.
Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!
by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

by TF u mean April 9, 2020

Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"
by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017
