Rules Replo

The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.

Bill is such a Rules Replo, he tattled on me for doing my homework at school.

by zaduz December 7, 2007

Rule 34N

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.

I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.

by meigwokyan September 12, 2013

Moose Rule

A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.

I declare "Moose Rule"

by betawolf63 June 17, 2013

Ja Rule

A Wack-Ass mofucka aka ja rule.

Fat Joe is a Ja Rule.
Jada is a Ja Rule.
Irv Gotti is a Ja Rule
Jermaine Dupri ia a Ja Rule

by Baller4Real July 15, 2006

Kumquat Rule

A message board rule that is exclusive to a forum for an odd or obscure reason.

"Opus had a truamatic experience with kumquats as a child. Therefore, posting kumquat pictures results in a ban."

by PVP Forums September 13, 2003

rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!

1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!

by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021

Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.

"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."

by Nivlong July 27, 2013