A town in New Jersey. Everybody knows you. We have 11 elementay schools 3intermeadit schools and 3 high school. Kids from HS North get made all the time. We are known for are little league baseball teams. The mall sucks ass, Cool beans is the only cool place to hang out after the movies. The beach gets over run by fricken new yorker every summer leaving no plcae for the locals. But yet house still go for 300,000+.
by Guinea Pig March 22, 2005
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2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.
3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.
3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.
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1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
by Paul Calgary Blue December 8, 2006
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OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.
Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
by Lucky Lackey September 8, 2010
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I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.
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Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !
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Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !
by riverrecatto October 13, 2014
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by John johansson August 4, 2017
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“I spread his sweet muscle cheeks and just before I went to town I began to get a whiff of his smelly RipeAss ...”
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