Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

REEEEEEE

The common catchphrase of fortnite kids and tards alike
the more Es the more autistic
(also listed as "autistic screeching")

Person A:hey whose that kid
Person B:oh he's a tard

The Tard: REEEEEEE

by ProfessionalShitPoster October 10, 2023

Raeedah

character ai user

"transforms into big alpha wolf"
-RAEEDAH

by LegendAydin October 22, 2023

REEEEEEEEEE

it's a way to express your anger in the most unusual way

person 1:* loses at fortnight *
person 1: REEEEEEEEEE
person 2: dang they must be really angry

by tottallynotgay November 2, 2023

Raeedah

mommy

goo goo gaa gaa i want mommy i want milk i want to be held i want to be comforted by Raeedah

by LegendAydin November 6, 2023

reeee

a sound that is made when you are exited

person one: reeee
person two: also reeee

by shortmidgetman December 15, 2023