Redneck

You're name is Hoyte

Hoyte- "My name is Hoyte"
Person- "So you're a redneck"

by PersonWhoIsCurrentlyBored December 6, 2021

Redneck

The possibility that your name is Hoyte, is VERY high.

Person 1- "I'm a redneck"
Person 2- "So your name is Hoyte?"
Hoyte- "How did you know?!"

by PersonWhoIsCurrentlyBored December 6, 2021

Redneck Backwash

The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister

My brother gave me the Redneck Backwash last night

by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

redneck shiva

An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.

Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"

Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."

by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022

Redneckgnize

Red-neckg-nize

Verb;
1. Identify or perceive (someone or something) the existence of hillbilly/backwoods by their
behavior, attitude, language or items.

"You better redneckgnize that's my truck right there."

by Lightning & Thunder March 3, 2023

Redneck Retirement Plan

buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date

"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"

by Ldngeezer July 25, 2023