serial pizza

Pizza consumed as a constant, occasion-agnostic meal. Often enjoyed by college students and young professionals for its inexpensive cost and accessibility.

Ever since starting law school, John's been on a steady diet of serial pizza.

by pizzaeater666 August 23, 2011

secondhand pizza

someone else's leftover pizza

I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.

by bananasha July 11, 2012

Pineapple pizza

Something very disrespectful to humanity

person 1: Pineapple pizza is so good!!
person 2: kys

by CHAERAM January 24, 2023

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.

by mcornett14 October 16, 2009

crispy dick pizza

Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life

Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in

by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020