suicide probe

While the male penis is inserted deep in the female vagina, the male proceeds to cut off his penis at the base leaving it inserted.

So sad to here about Sarah, she got suicide probed three times last week.

by MyBoyBlue69 November 13, 2017

Problematic

Zoe Laverne and her fandom.

Omg have you seen zoe and her problematic fandom?

by mommysbigstar April 26, 2019

PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.

"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems

by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012

Weenis Cloud Problems

When you are a Weenis who is rapped up in a white fluffy comforter on the couch with only your head sticking out of it and thus you resemble a cloud. This makes you a Weenis Cloud, Weenis Clouds encounter many problems and thus have Weenis Cloud Problems!

Me: Yo your a Weenis Cloud
Tommy: Weenis Cloud Problems!
Sarah: (**being a Weenis Cloud**)

by FistpumpPushupChampstick! October 25, 2011

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

jamaica no problem

Did you make her no problem.

Did you make her ? no problem ! (She went off her own occord!)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jamaica no problem

by Mooomin January 5, 2008