Prison

There comes a time when you acknowledge that the prison is in your mind. Free your mind and the rest will follow, as the song goes. Be color blind don’t be so shallow. Well that hasn’t happened yet. Neither has the disappearance of the school to prison pipeline. Your mind can get caught up in these things. It can bring your down to new lows. As can your own faults. Failures. What others have done said. Oh boo boo. You grow. A sprout through the cell bars. You reach for the sunshine and climb up. And sometimes the very next day hat new spirit gets trampled by a jaywalker. Sometimes your need for another person is your prison. Your ego. Your need to outsmart outshine. To win. Or even to lose. What binds you

Find out. And release it. Don’t let anything be your downfall. You are not in prison or jail. You are free.

She grew up in such a bubble she didn’t know the difference between jail and prison until middle age.

by Gritgritsandgritty July 12, 2019

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025

Prison Break

A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.

I'm going to make a prison break for dinner.

by KimHawkey November 14, 2020

Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.

“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”

by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025

Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.

“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”

by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

prison pink

When a fresh piece of ass shows up in your cell block. By Jesus and billy

Did you see that prison pink that walked in

by King of prison pink December 26, 2020