Potters Bar

A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.

Jacob: I live in potters bar
Anne: Oh god, i’m so sorry

by PlayguyCartman March 2, 2023

Potter

a little boy who is not very nice and is very disrespectful.

person: *being disrespectful*
person2: you’re being such a potter

by AshMan52 March 22, 2023

Harry Potter

A story series of a guy with a big stick and goes around shooting coloured beams with it.

I watched Harry Potter yesterday

by Hairy PooPer the furry goat April 3, 2023

Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

Potter

When someone is so shit at pro clubs that he becomes a potter

Potter: Oh my god! How did he miss that?! He's such a potter!

by hyohyohyohyohyo October 25, 2023

Harry Potter-y

harry potteresque

the vibe was very harry potter-y

by Microwave22 December 9, 2022

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022