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Potato Butt

A person who is being difficult/annoying/stubborn
Stop being such a potato butt!
by jamaj November 14, 2010
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Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
mugGet the Triangle Potatomug.

Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
mugGet the Runner's Potatomug.

evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
mugGet the evil potatomug.

potatoes farmed

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!
by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005
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potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples
Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away
by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020
mugGet the potato monstermug.

potato dog

You are such a potato dog 😍
by Doggoo February 21, 2017
mugGet the potato dogmug.

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