Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Poofferz

Me

Srug it’s me Poofferz

by Poofferz May 6, 2024

Poofferz

Me

Drug it me Poofferz

by Poofferz May 6, 2024

poof

An insecure straight guy.

“Poof” I’m an insecure straight guy.

by Gym69 May 10, 2024

Poof

Poof - To be gay, queer, feminine, beggish and fat

Have you seen Callum Paxton? Yeah I know he’s a poof, such a poof, the biggest poof in ends.

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

Poof

Noun

Poof - To be gay, ugly, fat, feminine, beggish, queer and icky

Callum Paxton is such a poof, he’s the biggest poof in the world, he should seriously kill himself

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

Poofter Drill

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024