hoochie poochie

a girl that messes around with they hgs niggas .

hg: i like this one nigga but i can’t talk to him rn , i gotta get a plan

hoochie poochie: you should talk to him

hoochie poochie decided she gone talk to them on the low and not tell hg

by xyiaaa5 January 18, 2023

pookie poochie

the roblox username of a true roblox icon.

also sometimes an endearing nickname.

“i love u my pookie poochie”
“stoppp u literally put the pookie in poochie for me bbg don’t even”

by iwillswatanddoxupookiebear November 20, 2023

afternoon pooch

That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.

A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!

by von groovy August 21, 2024

A Pochard

South-west Mancunian slang for (commonly male) someone who loves food.

C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee

mate did you see him? hes a pochard

by keioploads October 26, 2025

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long

Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way

by Scoochie November 16, 2020